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torsdag 26 mars 2020



The time of wonder is not yet over!!!!! I am participating in a dog exhibition!!!!!
For you readers that have been following me from my early years that must come as a shock??!!
My career as a champion dog to be was very short...... but as many can vouche very intense...I managed to bite a judge!!!! well bite is perhaps an exaggeration....the stupid judge person happened to come in the way of one of my very sharp akita teeth...and the little bimbo ( bimba?, it was a male judge ) started to bleed......he insisted we should call an ambulance but the staff thought a plaster would do just dandy!!! Well it teached him a lesson for sure!...akitas are fighting dogs and when you degrade them by trying to grope their genitalia you will get a quick response.......



Anyway enough about that...it is long past now and forgotten ( not by my dad though...he says he still remember the embarrassment of leaving the arena in shame )...
But now it is my turn to glimmer!!!!!


Zumi says I shouldn`t boast about this.....she is so haughty that she has been on severel dog shows...
Well maybe she is right.....it is not an actual dog show per se.....due to the corona virus they have a dog show on line! Dad sent in my ( and Zumis as well ) photo to the competion. So no judge will have the fortune of fiddeling with my nuts....hehehehe!
Wish me luck will you!!!!!
I guess some stupid dachshound or a poodle with the haircut of a shrub will win....not a real dog like an akita-inu!!!!!


Most mornings we go the same way to a small wood/park nearby. We pass this house where they have two Danish Swedish Farmdogs and one Ridgeback...stupid dogs with no sense of manners!!!!
When they see us...or more acurate when they sense we are coming...they start barking as mad...and they are obviously crazy.
This morning they started the barking as usual...we passed and walked on as we normally do with no comments...but they barked and barked...loud as hell...we moved on into the woods...and we could still here them. We heard them after we had walked at least one kilometer. But then suddenly we heard this loud BANG! and the dogs went dead silent.


The funny thing about this is that the lady that lives next door to the dogs are so fed up with them barking all the time....so she has this wheelbarrow on her veranda...and it is filled with wooden logs. And when she think it is enough she hurls a log at the neighbours wooden fence....BANG!!!!
I guess she soon will be so sickened by their barking that she will hurl the logs at the dogs....stupid log dogs!!!:....hehehehe!




 Can you see the paraglider in the background????


Dog meetings are often somewhat of a happening and seldom boring....Zumi and myself stir up emotions of different kinds...often the adversary get upset and now and again crazy as a shithouse rat ( beg your pardon but it`s the computers translation from the swedish " spritt språngande galen" )!
We turned around a corner......first Zumi with my dad...the two dogs saw her...and started to bark like mad hatters ( we have met them before and they DO NOT find us amusing )...then handsome Shirai a k a me, glided around the corner...that really mad them crazy as bats and since they couldn`t get at me they started to a fight between themselves!!!!! Stupid dorks!!!!!


Well now we have to rest....next week is going to be full with being a nanny for Chihiro......pray for me please!!!!!




Here she is the sweet Chihiro...I like her best when she is in the position below......



Sigge looks sceptical...as he always does!!!!!

fredag 20 mars 2020



Hi dear friends on the internet of the world....and especially thanks to my readers in HongKong....whom ever you may be. Hope you find my lifes story interesting and perhaps a little exotic...as I probably would find yours.....


The kennel we come from.....Midori No Yokuchi....have had some bad tidings. One of their owners has died. Now they are trying to find new homes for all their dogs. My dad, Doraemon , is one of them. I DO NOT want him to come home to me and live. I can be grumpy to other dogs, especially male ones, sometimes....and the favorite grumpy target is the golden retriever!....but my dad...."Dora" ( in swedish it means like "Crazy" )... he is not nice at all. If he would come here he would kill me or I him....don`t you say that relatives are the worst?!.....no room for the two of us!!!!
Here he is....


He is beautiful my dad.......he is so red that he is black...some call it sesam....
Here he is calling for a new owner....who will have a handful of trying to get in terms with him.....


Zumi and thought that he could move in at our friend Daijina Mirais place, Klinta.


Here you have lovely Daijina Mirai...looking eager to meet her new boyfriend
They would make a lovely couple those two...and the puppies they will have!!!! They would all look like me!!!! World winners every one of them!!!!
Zumi found an engagement present to the two of them.......


A little something they can cuddliecoo on together.....




This is Zumis father Yuki No Yono....my human dad would like to have him but Yuki is moving to Germany....Thank God!!!!!


This is Zumis mother Rina...she is a very beautiful silver brindle akita...I could manage to have her here!!! But Zumi and her wouldn`t get along that well unfortunatly....
This picture is from when she had Zumi and her sisters.....can you see who is Zumi?????
Yes she is the fat blobb that lies in the middle and squashing her sister while eating up all the food!!!!




I will tell you about what happens during our doggy days...
We wake up at about 6-7 o`clock ( depending on when the sun rises AND when lazy dad manage to get out of his bed! ) after a good nights sleep....and immediatly go outdoors to check out what the neighbourhoods mongrels have been up to....a lot of reading to do folks...sniff sniff. Dad is envy that we don`t have to read about corona...don`t think dogs can have it?!
We are out and about for maybe 45-60 minutes.....if I had any saying it would be more like 2 hours!
It is so much to read....sniff sniff...pee...kick dirt...walk five meters...sniff sniff...pee...kick dirt. Can`t understand that dad gets bored with that????



After an hours morning walk its time for breakfast and some resting. The time it takes for me to eat is 4-5 minutes...Zumi in about 15 seconds...she must have a big hole in her.....
It is her carrots by the way...I am not a rabbit!!!!!


We have the black belt in resting!!!!


After a couple of hours rest it`s time for noon walk.....but first some refurbishing...dad combs us every day...he doesn`t like fur inside the house....pedantry!!!!




We usually are out walking for 1,5 - 2 hours....we have a lot of beautiful places nearby...here we are in Morga Hage.....our favorite spot....








Then we rest......we like!!!!!


After the resting bit we are ardent for the afternoon walk...must not miss the evening news good people......45-60 minutes of patroling the surroundings....


Supper about 5 o`clock....used to be happy days but now dad has it into his head that Zumi is one or two kilograms overweight....so he has starting a diet for her....and it seems that it also includes ME!!! I am not a bit fat like Zumi...I have the body of a champ!!!! Not like our female Jabba the Hut!!!
Our portions are soooo small that I didn`t bother to take a photo of them......it is animal cruelty what it is!!!!!!


And then it`s the best time a k a the rest time!!!!
Just a little pee walk later in the evening....after that Good Night!
That`s our life....day in and day out!!! You can see it is hard being a dog!!!!
Have to go now......showtime Chihiro is soon to be...will write about it later.......bye bye!!!

söndag 15 mars 2020




At last!!!!!I can finally relax...the tornado from Gottsunda has left the building...that is as you well know the shiba-inu Chihiro.....and God bless....the building is still standing!!!!
Look at the picture above...have we ever got the permission to lie in the bed like that???? No! Somehow the rules in the house doesn`t apply  to a little shiba princess....


The japanese yakuza in Sweden having a meeting...beware all you golden retrievers out there...we have a contract on you!!!!


Usually its fine being out walking the three of us...but the girls get tired of minding there own business now and again...and again....thats when all three leashes get tangled up...and master gets mad!!!! Girls girls girls!!!!!


All together in the starting box......


The rocking girls!!! If you think they look a little strange...somewhat outstretched?! That is because dad forgot to switch from wide Angel to normal on his camera! Getting a bit senile daddy?????
But the girls look funny! They look funny anyway....not like handsome me!





Are the hamburgers ready soon?????



Here the girls do some japanese morning exercises before breakfast.....





Walking the streets in our town Uppsala....
When walking with Chihiro I don`t know how many times we were asked the question..." Excuse me! Is that little one the big ones puppy?" Og my God!!! Sooooooo embarrassing!!! In the first place  I am not her mum if it is that they are meaning!! And can`t they al least tell the difference from an akita and a shib-inu???? It`s as different as apples and pears for goodness sake!!!



Dads new girlfriend.......


 "Give us the treats dumbass!!!!"


That looks nice and comfy....maybe I should try it sometimes????!!


The japanese trio in the small town of Sigtuna......





We can relax together......


On the move outdoors....


It will be a little empty now she is at her own place...but very little...
Now I don`t have to worry about getting a little wet nose sniffing at my private part in the nighttime...it really scared the crap out of me.....


I guess it wasn`t the last time we saw little Chihiro...she will come back and brighten up our days....dad said I should write that!!!!