Only swenglish this time.....

Hi there folks!!!...Here you see my sister Kazumi the Catastrophe...well she is not actually my sister...that God for small favors!!! I have no blood relationship to her more than I have to my big brother Sigge...cause that would be very very strange...he is a cat!!! Kazumi and I come from the same kennel, Midori No Yokuchi, but thats that!! But I call her my sister anyway....

She got spayed you know....I always heard that it would change some bad behaviors...That is what I would call "fake news"!!! She hasn´t changed one little bit...not the bad behaviors anyway....and the good ones were never there so she certainly  couldn´t loose them.....
Look at the pictures here...she is a pest...and have no respect for authority...sometimes I feel like killing her ( don`t tell master and mistress, or mum and dad as I call them....but they aren`t that as you well know...ah forget it!! ) but the bitch is way too fast and agile...

She has got this thing when we are out walking to always to jostle herself in front off me...she can not be the last one. She is like a woman on a sale or a german downhill skier in a skilift....sorry all you women and germans!!!!! Guess I want be seeing you on this blog no more!!??

And this pooping in the middle of the street...when is that going to stop???? It is SO embarrassing!!!!
Guess it`s better there than in some ones yard....

They say that after a bitch has been spayed they can gain in weight...well Kazumi is a little bit husky already I think...and master has taken precautions that she will be like an elephant...she is very happy in eating you know. So master has swaped some of the meat with carrots!!! Hahahaha....little rabbit Kazumi.....but she seems to like them....strange!!!

The one really good thing with Kazumi is that she is very social....especially with little kids and puppies...like our gorgeous little friend Chihiro. We were babysitting her for a day....very very exhausting for me. She is so very fast....a thousand times faster then Kazumi...and very small. I try to catch her sometimes but I can`t....it`s so nerve-racking to see her running between my legs. But Kazumi has the patience off a chess player...I can not for the world understand how she can be so kind to that little monster with her piranha teeths. They can play for hours at end with no stop.....master and mistress had to put them in separate rooms so they could relax. The very good thing with Chihiro being in the house is that when she leaves Kazumi is like dead for hours at end. The night after we had Chihiro here we slept for ten hours....

Daijina Mirai and Kazumi are not the best off friends I can tell you....akita-inus are known to dislike dogs of the same gender...I personally do not like male akitas...or golden retrievers for that matter, male or female...I have no prejudice in that matter....
But Daijina and I are the best of pals......

Next time I will tell you what I think of dog owners going with their dogs on the wrong side of the street....have a nice life until then.....

Swenglish as it should be for you not living in Sweden.......you are welcome

Den magiska hösten är här....vackra färger...dimslöjor på havet...och plaskblött mellan tassarna. Så är livet...det kan inte vara sol jämt.....och sen när den väl kommer så blir man extra glad! Nu gick jag väl lite väl djupt in i själen och grävde tycker ni säkert....han brukar ju inte vara sån. Nåja ibland kan man få vara lite filosofisk...eller?!..även om man bara är en liten akita-inu med två hjärnceller ( enligt husse, den skämtaren! )

The magic fall is here...beautiful colors....misty vapors over the sea...and soggy wet between our paws. Easy to get caught with mushrooms growing there!!! Urk!! But thats life folks! Can`t be sunshine everyday....my mistress thinks so though...but when the sun eventually shines you get ever so happy!!! Getting a bit philosophical there...digging deep in my japanese soul....amazing for a dog with only two braincells my master says....he is always such a joker!!!

We met a little girl on her bike with her mother cycling beside her...she looked at us with what I thought was eyes full of admiration seeing two such unearhtly beautiful dogs ( yes yes it`s brag but it`s my blog and I can write anything I want, ha! )...and she said to her mum " Mum look at those dogs"...but then she said something so profoundly stupid that I almost fainted..."Mummy, I want a dachshund!". WHAT!!!!! What is it with youngsters nowadays???!! Have then no manners? Did she think we were those meatloafs on so short legs that when they walk on a golfgreen they think they are in the Brazilian jungle!!! My God!!! They are not dogs...an irish wolfhound, a caucasian sheperd dog or a mastiff and of course an akita-ken is a DOG! Other dogs are more like accessories...not dogs! Stupid girl!!! I will puncture her tires next time I see her....hehehe!

My philosophical mode....on a landing-stage they have built for a steamboat they have going in Väddö canal....

Maybe in the summer we can take the boat to Älmsta, the nearest town, on the canal and then walk home...a. easy 5 kilometers walk along the canal.

Taking a rest in our house in Brevik....

Here is the darling little shiba "Chihiro"....she thinks I am her dad!!!!!!! I know that I am sought for as a father to puppies but I do not think that I am responsible for her being on earth. She is breed/bredd in Riala, a bit south of the town of Norrtälje. And I do not think I have been there...I can be wrong...but I couldn`t have driven there myself cause I don`t have a car and even if I had one I don`t have a drivers license. And taxi??....don`t have a credit card...so no I am not her father!! But I can always act like a mentor. She is to come this sunday and stay the whole day...I will teach her the basic stuff of being a japanese dog...and the first thing to know is "do not trust anyone that you don`t know!" Always helpt me in life!!

For you non-swedes...swenglish after each paragraph.....happy reading

Daijina Mirai och undertecknad hade en rendezvous i vårt härliga Morga Hage. Mirai är en fin tjej det!!! Har vederbörlig beundran och respekt för en tjusig akitahanne dvs mig! Kan spralla till det ibland också med lite lek....men bara lite......
Vi trivs bra ihop....som ett gammalt par....

Daijina Mirai and yours truly had a rendezvous at Morga Hage ( akita paradise outside Uppsala ). Mirai is a very,very nice girl!!! She has due admiration and respect for a hansome akita male a k a me! Can be lively sometimes if she wants to...but in a moderate way....I like that!
We get along well together...like an old couple.....

Hon har en konstig egenskap i att hon  alltid ska ned i vatten så fort det finns tillgängligt...dumheter tycker jag...då blir man ju våt, eller!!!!!

she has a funny way of always go into water if there  is any....nonsense I think...you could get wr couldn`t you???!!!

Här ser jag storögt på galenskaperna...." Vad gör hon husse?!"

"What is she doing???"""

Då kanske ni undrar var den lilla spräckliga höll hus???? Jo hon har nämligen gjort det som delar hundägare i två läger och kan skapa en storm i facebookgrupper....sterilisering/kastrering!!!! Huuuuu!
Ja inte får dom ta mina kulor i alla fall...dom ska dingla där till glädje för grannskapets alla tikar...man får inte vara självisk utan dela med sig. Fick jag som jag ville skulle jag vara som Ziona Chana....han känner ni väl till??!...från Indien...har 94 barn, 33 barnbarn och 39 fruar!!! Det vore grejer det!!!...så ge f-n i mina kulor!!
Men stackars Kazumi då?...ska hon inte få valpar??? Nej...husse säger att om hon får valpar kommer han inte kunna lämna bort en enda utan behålla alla själv! När dom är valpar går det ju bra men när dom sen blir fullvuxna!!!...tänk er 8 st 40 kilos klumpar i huset??!!...grannarna skulle bli tokiga och Sigge, katten skulle flytta till Mirai i Klinta! Nej valpar är ingen bra idé, hur gulliga dom än är.
Och med mig i närheten skulle en tjuvparning vara fullt möjlig....man vill ju hjälpa till!!
Risken för inflammationer/cancer ökar dramatiskt om tikar inte blir dräktiga, så det var ett enkelt beslut enligt husse och matte.
Så Kazumi fick hålla sig hemma tills såret har läkt ordentligt på magen....

You maybe wonder were the little mottled one is??? She has done someting that divides dogowners into two groups and can start a riot on facebook groups....spaying/castretion!!!! Oh my God!!!!!
Well they are NOT going to take my balls away!!!...that want to sit were they sit and be a pleasure for all the female dogs in the neighbourhood....you must not be selfish, you must share! If I had my way I would be like Ziona Chana...you know him don`t you?!...from India...has 94 kids, 33 grandchildren and 39 wifes!!!! That would be something...so do not touch my gems!!!!
But poor little Kazumi then???...is she not going to have puppies? No, master says that if she would have puppies he could not leave them to anuone...he would keep them himself! When they are puppies it`s ok...but imagine eight 40 kilo lumps walking around in our house??!! what would he neighbours say??? And Sigge, the cat?? he would move to Mirai in Klinta. No, puppies are not agood idea...how cute they may be. And with me around it`s bound to happen an accident....one wants to be off assistance!!!
So kazumi had to stay at home and heal her operation wound...

Nu är jag riktigt trött på alla s k i t hundar som skäller på oss.....eller det kanske mest är husse som är less...men jag också fast, jag inte visar det. Notera  ignorera  passera är mitt motto! Men ibland kan man undra! Häromsistens mötte vi en pumi med sin husse...hunden studsade upp och ned som en guttaperkaboll och hans husse såg stressad och spänd ut. Samma frisyr hade dom också....nåt krullburr på skallen ( vedervärdigt!!! ). Sådan herre sådan hund säger man väl?! ( men vad säger det om mig och husse ??? ) Hundrackarn satte igång och skälla som en galning naturligtvis....och då blänger hans husse surt på oss...på OSS!!!...vi sa inte ett pip! Har vi gjort nåt fel eller?? ska vi kanske gå upp i rök när han kommer med sin loppsamling i koppel???? Jag brukar aldrig ryta till men jag nästan hoppades att han skulle våga göra ett utfall mot mig....vintern är i antågande och det blir kallt att hålla i bilratten så som rattmuff skulle pumin säkert göra nytta......

I am really fed up with all these little s h i t dogs that barks at us....well it`s mostly master that get enoyed....I don`t show it. My motto is: Notice Ignore Pass. But sometimes one get amazed! We met a pumi and his master...the dog jumped up and down like a gutaperka ball and his master looked likewis stressed and tensed. Had the same hairdo those two...like an old rug! Like master like dog they say!!! ( but what does that say about me and my master???? ). The mutt started to bark like a lunatic....and his master stares sulky at us....at US!!!...we hadn`t said a word!!! What wrong had we done??? should we maybe wanish into thin air??? I almost wished the little fleeinfested mongrel would lunge at me...the winter is soon here and he would do a good job as cap on his masters head!

Vi har gjort en utflykt till ett naturreservat vid Kapellskär, en hamn söder om Norrtälje. Jättefint ställe med många små sandstränder att bada vid...om man nu gillar det. Då passade vi på att besöka ett monument över de som dog vid Estonia förlisningen för 25 år sedan .....

We did an excursion to Kapellskär, a harbour south of Norrtälje. A really nice place, with lots of little sandy beaches to bathe from....if you must! We visited a monument over those who died ( almost 900 people ) when the ship Estonia foundered in the Baltic Sea 25 years ago.....

Husse och jag promenerade i Sunnersta när vi passerade en hundbajspåse som låg på vägen...den var fylld...möjligen av en mindre häst, så tjock var den. Då hörs en röst från en närbelägen tomt..."Hallå där!! Ta upp er bajspåse!!" Husse svarade " Nog för att min hund bajsar men på den där står det inte hans namn!!" Vi tar hand om vårt bajs men övrig skit skiter vi i!!!

Master and I went for a walk in Sunnersta, were we live, when we passed a bag with dogpoop in it...it was well filled....perhaps by a small horse, that filled was it. Then we hear a voice from a nerby garden " Hey you there! Take up your garbage!" Master called back " My dog poop as any other dog but this poop has not his name written on it!" We take care of our own crap, others we don`t give a crap!

You will find swenglish translations after each paragraph.......

Hej govänner tiden flyger  fram och inte blir man yngre....men man blir faktiskt vackrare med tiden...eller vad tycker ni! Är jag inte stilig så säg!!!! Men nu ska vi inte fastna i det...trots att man lätt gör det....nu går vi vidare med mitt liv......

Hi there dear friends, time flies and we are not getting younger.....but more beautiful...or what do you think??? Rhetorical!!!! But am I not handsome??!!  But let us not dwell on that....on with the story of my life....

Kazumi var med husse till hundbadet...vad jag höll på med kommer jag inte ihåg, jag brukar sällan lämna husse ensam. Nåja, det blev inget bad!!!! Någon hade kastat ned glasbitar i vattnet!!!! Hur gemen kan man bli??? Vem gör något sådant kan man fråga sig??? Någon som inte är riktigt frisk kan jag tro...för man kan väl inte tycka det är kul att en hund skär upp sina tassar??? Får jag någonsin reda på vem det är ska jag bajsa i dennes brevlåda....och det efter jag ätit två märgben och tre deciliter vispad grädde!!!!

Kazumi and master went to our nearby outdoors bath for dogs....can`t remember why I wasn`t with them, I usually do not leave master unattended. But they got no bath!!!! Someone had dropped broken glas in the water!!!! ( as it says on the sign below ) Who can do such an awful thing??? Can`t be someone wright in their mind....who would think it is fun...getting little doggies paws cut by it???
If I ever get the person/persons who has done this I will poo in their mailbox!!!...after I have eaten two marrowbones and three deciliter whipped cream!!

Jag fick den äran att träffa shibavalpen Chihiro först av oss hundar. Helt i sin ordning....jag är nämligen den som kan uppföra sig av oss två. Kazumi kan man inte ha i möblerade rum ibland...hon är lite lurig. I ena stunden gnyr hon lockande till en okänd hund och dristar den då komma närmare kan hon fara ut mot den med ett morrande.....så det var bäst jag snackade med lillen först.

I was given the honor to meet the shiba puppie Chihiro first of us dogs. As it should be...I am the one that has manners and can behave. Kazumi is like a loose canon...she is somewhat sly. She oftens starts to whimper to a dog she sees and if the dog dares to come closer she suddenly can lash out. So it was better for the little thing to meet me first....

Här hälsar vi på Kazumis kompisar grisarna....eller är det kanske hennes syskon,,,hehehehe!!

Seeing Kazumis buddies the pigs...or maybe her sibblings???..hehehehe!!

Sen var det dax att introducera Chihiro för den elaka brindletiken Kazumi....ute i det fria går det alltid bättre. Och som synes kan man alltid sitta still en stund om godisbitar viftas i luften...

Here we are meeting up with Chihiro on a picnic....even the evil brindle bitch Kazumi was there. If treats are up in the you always tend to sit nice....

Chihiro och Kazumi delar ett stor intresse/hobby....nämligen att inte låta någon endaste liten smula mat förfaras....nosarna är det inget fel på....

Chihiro and Kazumis mutual hobbie....not letting any food on the ground go wasted.....

Kazumi fattade genast tycke till den lilla....och föreslog att vi skulle leka mamma,pappa,barn. Men där satte jag stopp....någon värdighet vill man väl ha kvar....räcker väl med att man nu har TVÅ små fjanthundar som ska störa en!!! Den minsta tycker jag faktiskt är lite otäck....ja man vet inte vad som kan hända...dom är så oberäkneliga....och så har dom jäkligt vassa små tänder som dom med glädje sätter i en vacker akitahannes bakben!!!

Kazumi took a cotton to Chihiro....and suggested that we should play "Happy family". But then I said "NO"....some sort of dignety I want to sustain...it`s hard enough now having to abide two small rascals that are enoying!!! The small one I think is disturbing...you never know what is happening next with those midgets...they are sooo skittish...and they have awfully sharp teeth that they gladly are putting in a beautiful akita males hind legs!!!!

Söt eller hur??? den lilla Chihiro.....

Pretty or what??!!...the little Chihiro.....

Kazumi tyckte hon var jätterolig när hon lekte "Baywatch" med undertecknad......

Kazumi havin fun playing "Baywatch"......

Och här har vi tydligen gått på grund.....

Stuck on a bank as it seems......

Chihiro kom hem till oss och lekte. Husse försökte ta lite bilder men det är hart när omöjligt med två busungar som inte är stilla en sekund. Dom höll på och bjäbbade med varandra i säkert två timmar utan uppehåll....att dom orkar. Det enda blodvite som uppstod var när Chihiro jagade Kungen...katten Sigge alltså. Det gör man icke ostraffat. En klo i örat på den uppkäftiga valpen och sen var det en flod av tårar. En kort sejour hos matte och sen var det full fart igen....men katten kanske hon ska låta bli!!

Chihiro came to our place to play. Master tried to take pictures but it`s hard when the objects move all the time. And that for almost two hours...my God! The only blood that was drawn was when Chihiro chased the King...the cat Sigge. One do NOT do that unpunished!!! A claw in the soft puppy ear and out came a flood of tears. A short moment in mistress lap and then it was full speed again...but not after the cat!!!